Friday, May 22, 2009

"Rank" conversation

Payton and I had the following conversation yesterday.

Payton: "Mom, are you a deputy sheriff?"

Me: "Yes."

Payton: " Nuh-uh. You're a lieutenant."

Me: "I'm both. Everyone starts out as deputy. Then if you do a good job as a deputy, you might get promoted to corporal. If you do a good job as corporal, you might get promoted to sergeant. If you do a good job as sergeant, you might get promoted to lieutenant. If you do a good job as lieutenant, you might get promoted to captain."

Payton: "You keep trying hard, Mom. You'll get to captain someday."

This was said with a totally serious tone, completely straight face. What a funny kid! Hopefully he's psychic.

Lauren Beth

She's here! Lauren Beth was born 5-21-09 (on her due date!) at 1:01 a.m. She was 8 lbs, 6 oz. And, of course, she's gorgeous!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Payton's New House Song

Payton is a big fan of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. He loves when they "move that bus!" He decided he needs a reaction when he sees his new house (that we are in the process of building). So this is it.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

25 Strange Questions

Just for fun. I challenge everyone to copy and paste to their blog, changing the answers of course!

What color socks are you wearing?
Nude (nylons)

If you could get away scot-free, would you kill someone?
It's crossed my mind.

If aliens were attacking the Earth, would you run or make friends?
Neither. Fight back!

What job do you see yourself at 20 years from now?
20 years? Can't I retire before then?

When was the last time you burst into song for no reason?
To annoy my son. It works every time.

What song was it?
Something I made up about him.

Have you ever finger-painted?
Yes. With pudding.

When you die, where do you want to be buried?
Don't want to be buried, want to be cremated.

Do you consider a giant atom-smasher a threat to humanity?

Do you want pigs to fly?
Yewww! Pig poop on your head.

If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do?
A testament to motherhood - I would go to my son's daycare, and see what really happens.

Would you rather fist-fight a badger or a koala?

What would the theme song of your life be?
Patience by Guns N Roses

You have 70 seconds to live. What do you DO?!
Call family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he could tell you, too.

Where was the last place you swore you'd never go to again?
Probably a bad restaurant. Don't really remember.

Does the Taco Bell dog scare you?
Taco Bell scares me. Does that count?

Jedis or ninjas?
Ninjas! Duh!

Would you trust a polar bear with your life?

Would you rather eat moldy meat or drink rotten milk?
Moldy meat. Trust me. I've done both.

Do you wish Pokemon were real?
No frickin' way!

Have you ever played chicken with cars just for the hell of it?

Would you take advice from a talking McDonalds sandwich?
Only if the voices in my head agreed with him.

What would you rather blow up: a puppy or a kitty?
It would depend.

Do you understand what "e=mc2" means?
Of course. Doesn't everyone?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sibling Rivalry?

A popular game with Payton and Tig is to play fetch. It's not your normal game of fetch, though. I throw the ball, and Payton and Tig race to see who can get it first and bring it back to me.

Flashback Tuesday

I was looking through some photos, and found these Easter pictures of Payton. What a cutie!
First picture - Payton is nearly 5.
2nd picture- Payton is nearly 4, with Papa, Luke, 1 1/2, and Eva, 4 months.
3rd picture - Payton, almost 3, with Grandma.
4th picture - Payton is nearly 2.
5th picture - Payton, almost 1.

Sunday, May 3, 2009